It just goes on and on and on.

Just about every computer device I could have a problem with, I have had a problem with during the last two months.

It started at work.

Last year the company I work for bought into what I would call a jumbo-size plug-in for InDesign that allows for automation of certain page-building tasks. It also automates the versioning process, which in theory simplifies things for our biggest client which uses a lot of versioning in their ads. This is all theoretical of course, and there have been numerous bugs and pain in the ass problems using this software, but we soldier on, because what else are you going to do when the company tossed a ton of money at this thing? Dump it? Of course not.

Then there was the inevitable “upgrade.” There were unforeseen problems, as there are with any upgrade, but I ended up with a special problem that no one else did. When I tried to log in to this plug-in, InDesign would immediately quit. Try to log in again, it quits again. I could use InDesign without it with no problem. But as soon as I tried to? Nope, no way.

The IT guys took various cracks at fixing it. Occasionally it would work for a day or two, and then it would stop. I was lucky in that the guy who worked at the desk next to me has been working at another office for the summer, so I could use his computer when I needed to.

IT decided that maybe my account had somehow become corrupted, so they made me a new account. No luck. Then they decided my computer needed to be re-imaged. When they finally got around to doing it, it took TWO DAYS, so I couldn’t use my own computer at all. I hated that. My work computer is like another arm. I’ve used it for so long, it’s so completely customized to my own work style, all my preferences are just so, and don’t even get me started on not having access to my iTunes. I know I sound like a precious princess, “Woe is me I can’t listen to my podcasts! These menu locations are ALL WRONG!” But seriously, it puts a dent in my productivity and makes me crabby.

So okay, two days later I get my computer back and since it’s been re-imaged it’s like starting at square one, re-establishing all my preferences and keyboard shortcuts and menus and OH GOD MY ITUNES.

And it still didn’t help. The dreaded InDesign extension was still not working. Log in. Quit. Log in. Quit. FUCK YOU.

I had to go back to using the computer next door when I needed it. Which wasn’t every day, but still. After listening to me bitch about it enough, the IT guys finally decided to swap out my RAM, thinking that must be the ultimate culprit.

It took about a week after they told me they were going to do it for them to ACTUALLY do it, but when they did? IT WORKED. IT WORKED! FINALLY!

Yeah, it worked. FOR A WEEK.

And then FML, it started happening again. I emailed the IT guy, “It’s like one of those monster movies with 27 sequels — you think you finally chopped his head off, but then here he comes again. ”

And so they gave me a new computer. A shiny new Mac is on my desk now. Which yes, means I am starting all over again with preferences and menus and my iTunes is a blank slate. But the dreaded InDesign plug-in is working. FOR NOW. I hold my breath every time I log in, waiting for the crash. It’s like waiting to get slapped, or waiting for a bucket
of cold water to fall on your head.

While all that was going on, my iPod somehow emptied itself of all songs. I’d left it at home one day and honestly my commute is kind of torture without it. I need my music cocoon to shelter me from the bullshit of other people. So the next morning I made doubly sure I put it in my bag before I left. Then after I got on the bus and put my headphones on, I realized to my horror that THERE WAS NOTHING ON MY IPOD.  How did that even happen? I still have no idea. I don’t recall setting it next to a large magnet or anything.

I  plugged it into my computer at work (which was still the old computer at this point.) and tried to restore it, but I kept getting a weird error message. So fuck it, I would have to wait until I got home that night.

And ALSO in the meantime I had changed my cell phone carrier. I’d used US Cellular for years and was really about as satisfied as anyone can be with a cell phone company. But the company decided to quit the Chicago market, and sold my account to Sprint. I was ambivalent about Sprint, having heard equal amounts of “I love them!” and “I hate
them!”. Ugh, the emotional relationships we have with cell phone companies kind of horrify me, but I have the same problem.

For a variety of reasons I use my cell phone as an internet hot spot. I can’t afford to have cable television (and don’t really WANT it), so I don’t get internet that way. I tried to use a wireless modem, but the problem is that it still has to be connected to a phone line, and the wiring in my building is so old and shitty, that doesn’t work either. (I would tell you about the MONTHS of hell I went through years ago with AT&T on this subject, but I have more respect for your time than that. I’m wasting enough of it here as it is.)

So, my cell phone is my modem. It was never GREAT with US Cellular. All my data-heavy and/or essential activities were postponed until I could do them at work — like downloading or uploading something that was more than a couple of megabytes, watching a video, or placing an important ticket order. But it was generally fine for checking email,
looking at Facebook or Twitter or whatever. But now with Sprint, it has been AWFUL. It’s only been a week or so, but FOR FUCK’S SAKE it takes forever for even the most basic page to load. (I just opened Google and it took 52 seconds for it to load. 52 seconds to load the Google home page, which is basically nothing but a search field. Not even a fancy Doodle today.) It also brings out a really unpleasant aspect of my personality — I feel like if I try hard enough I can make the internet work purely by force of will. If I just keep hitting “refresh” EVENTUALLY IT MUST WORK. So I sit here longer than I should, hitting refresh, waiting for it to cooperate, instead of just accepting it and getting on with my day, doing things I can actually accomplish without the internet. And there are still plenty of those things: doing laundry, going for a walk, reading a book, the list is infinite.

And so this new extra-lousy internet access was what I needed to use to try and restore my iPod. You can imagine how well that went. I didn’t get the error message I got at work, but the software restoration could never finish without my internet connection crapping
out on me. An evening of that was enough. I’m going to take the iPod to work on Monday and see if I can restore it using my new computer. If that doesn’t work I will have to resort to professional help.

I’ve gotten so used to technology being easy and painless and at my fingertips whenever I want it, and the confluence of all this difficulty at once has been maddening. Technology is part of so many things I do: ordering groceries, checking the bus arrival times, checking my bank balance, paying bills, connecting with friends. 95% of my job is done on a computer. It’s kind of a frightening level of dependence, which is not a new observation by any means. We all know we rely on this stuff too much. We want it to be like turning on the tap, something we can just assume will be there except under extraordinary circumstances. Certain of us (*cough ME *cough*) get used to it being like that, and when it gets taken away from us, or made slightly more difficult than flipping a switch, it becomes almost unbearable.

*Bonus insanity: I couldn’t even get THIS posted via my home internet. I
couldn’t get the WordPress “new post” page to load. Which is what? A text
form with a menu for some styling options? That doesn’t seem like too
much to ask. And yet.

It just goes on and on and on.

Better Than A Man

When Society tells you that YOU, A WOMAN, have to be careful:

1. How you dress

2. Where you go

3. When you go there

and

4. How to act when you get there 

BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET RAPED, Society is also telling you that YOU HAVE TO BE BETTER THAN A MAN. 

You have to be the one who takes the high road, because those poor men, they can’t be expected to CONTROL THEMSELVES. Heavens no. The best solution, the easiest solution, is to put all the responsibility on YOU, A WOMAN, to make sure that you don’t get raped or assaulted while going about your daily life. 

A man can get shit-faced drunk, but YOU, A WOMAN, must maintain strict control of your faculties at all times, otherwise YOU WERE ASKING FOR IT. I mean, what’s a man supposed to do when there’s a drunk girl around, right? If he chooses to rape you, well it was hardly even a choice, was it?

YOU, A WOMAN, must dress modestly at all times, otherwise YOU WERE ASKING FOR IT. What’s a poor helpless man supposed to do when there’s a girl around wearing jeans and a hoodie and sneakers? How is he supposed to resist that?

YOU, A WOMAN, must not go out alone at night in certain areas. Or maybe any areas. Because a man might be outside at the same time. But if YOU, A WOMAN, do not have a black belt in martial arts, or a weapon of some kind, well, that’s your own fault then, isn’t it? I mean, YOU WENT OUTSIDE BY YOURSELF AFTER DARK, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU? DID YOU HAVE YOUR HAIR IN A PONYTAIL? DON’T YOU KNOW HOW STUPID THAT IS?

YOU MUST BE BETTER THAN A MAN. YOU ARE HELD TO A HIGHER MORAL STANDARD. Men will not be held responsible for their own behavior. They are poor sad monkeys who can’t help themselves.

If this is the level of personal responsibility men have been allowed to abdicate, I’m not sure how they even feed or dress themselves. Tell me again why they are running the world?

 

Better Than A Man